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WELL WOW that little session of listening to Halsey's "Castle" sure did turn into a crackmobile headcanonical backstory extravaganza for kupop-o-verse Saga Frontier dramatis personae.

honkity honk honk! )
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SO I'm poking at this afain in spite of my scattershot knowledge of Japanese. I WILL FIGURE OUT WERT DER FERK THEY ARE ALL ON ABOUT



In the meantime I'll just sit here snickering immaturely at Dyluck going 'uguu'. And at Thanatos being the most condescending trolly bastard ever. And Popoie being a little punkass.

(And yes, stupid fanonkiddie who farted out nonsense all over TvTropes, that's how the kid's name is blasted well written in multiple places. Futher, 'Purim' is not and never was short for Primrose. Her name's written プリム. Randi's is ランディ. Popoie's is ポポイ. Your weeaboo nattering about ~overly literal~ transliterations is balls; you clearly have no damn idea how katakana even works. Furthermore, your personal fanon is not canon. Wiki-type databases are bad enough without pratty swaggerkids stanking them up with bad info, weeabunkum and fanon-craps.

I have my own damn fanon but I'm not going to go to TvTropes claiming Thanatos is an actual death god with a soft spot for cats and an undying love of goddamn vanilla ice cream. MINE is but in-game he's just mauve. Jesus hell, there's a time and place for that kind of a thing, and wiki databases are neither. A wiki is not your personal fanfic repository unless it is YOUR FANFIC REPOSITORY WIKI kthx bai.)
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For [personal profile] mullenkamp, who asked for stuff about Eirlys. lol 200 words again. XD;

Out in the garden, the moonlight made the night-blooming flowers luminous. Amidst the shadows of leaves, fireflies drifted, emerald-green. At the centre of the circle, robed in blue and guarded by the light of four candles, the Priestess stood.

Outside the circle, an enormous raven sat on the grass.

"I wasn't expecting you," Eirlys said, "but you're welcome all the same. I trust you know how to behave yourself; I know all your dramatics are exactly that."

The raven stared at Eirlys as if she'd grown antlers.

Eirlys crouched and arched a brow. "What are you giving me that look for? You know me, and you know my people. You know what we gave to you. I've been telling you this for several nights now. My invitation still stands."

Very deliberately, the raven stepped into the circle. He eyed Eirlys a moment more, then spread his wings, flapped, lifted off. In a flurry of shed feathers he settled on her shoulder.

"Very Edgar Allen Poe of you," Eirlys said after a pause. "I assume those are for me?"

of course. it's the least i can give.

"You still sound laryngitic, Host-of-Many. It's rather a good thing I always make enough tea to offer all three of you..."
yukie: Tenebrous AU Jan Rosencrantz (hashashiyyin)
I knew this already, but rewatching the source material has cause a reaction along the lines of 'dizzamn'. Also he does do the BG 'voosh' movement canonically. Ha ha ha ah ha ha, I told you so, landlady. (...Not like you disbelieved me but I feel like being annoying so - hi.)

This is an entry that is being written because the hashashiyyin is bored and his typist didn't write today because the anemia ate her.

-J. Rosencrantz

P.S. Pomegranates are like deathgod catnip, holy hell.
yukie: Tenebrous AU Jan Rosencrantz (rosencrantz is not dead)
Oh hi. Welcome to episode one of Creepy Tricks What One Can Pull Off With The Dark If One Has Enough Clout With It'. I'm your host, Jan Rosencrantz, a.k.a. the artist formerly known as 'that one guy bisected by Kali-Ma'. It'd probably make more sense to get a guy who can actually DO these things to explain 'em but the naïb thinks I'm the best guy for the job, so I'm giving it a whirl. Why the hell not?

Right. So. Assuming people know what the Dark is; for those unclear I can give a more detailed description in comments. To sum up, it's one of five primal elements that make up the framework of things in general. Its complement is Light. THE DARK IS NOT EVIL. Can we clear that up, now? By extensions USERS OF THE DARK ARE NOT EVIL BY DEFAULT. Can people be idiots with it, yes they can, but painting Prince Ansem as evil on account of because he is Dark is vaaaaaastly stupid. He did idiotic things in the NAME of the Dark; the Dark did not make him do these things. THE DARK ITSELF AS AN ELEMENT DOES NOT CONTROL PEOPLE FROM WITHIN. It can be used as a means of control, but the Dark itself is not possessed of a malevolent will and nor is its Lady. I'd also like to clear up that PEOPLE WHOM THE DARK IS USED SUCCESSFULLY AGAINST ARE NOT DUPES, FOOLS OR WEAKLINGS. Perpetuate that line of crap and I'll defenestrate you for your ig'nance and for vexin' me.

Let me explain. Recollect Losstarot making me think I was waving his arm around? Right. Now consider my personality. Do I look weak-willed or wishy-washy to you? Come on, now, I make mules look like wafflers. I had one whole hell of a damaged heart, BUT I was able to ward it using the Dark myself. So why-oh-why was Losstarot able to work his eerie mojo on me?

Subtlety and strength. He has a lot more power than I and has had a great deal of time to hone his skills. Further, there was an emotion he could use to trip me up - my pride. Dark-users who can see hearts can use this skill to pinpoint the best way with which to affect their target (I won't say victim because in the case of Losstarot and Riot, the point was not to harm). In my case, pride was the point where I had blinkers on.

In the cases of Greene and Hardin it was desire - or more accurately love.

(A CAVEAT LECTOR: beyond this point I'm going to be discussing curses, illusions, and exploitation of people's hearts via unscrupulous, unethical use of the Dark. If you're squicked out or set to flailing by this (which is understandable) you prrrrrobably don't want to read on. If you do want to read on but you become squicked out or set to flailing anyhow, I'm sorry about that and I'll do my best to assuage the "OH MY FUCK, ROSENCRANTZ, YOU DOUCHE HOUND". This is not a happy fun topic, in this post. I swear I'll be discussing non-dick uses of the Dark later!)

more of my nonsense beyond this here link. )
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So yeah, Mr. 'I have a list up to Plan YY, never mind plan B and C, bring it' has done the Lich King thing before, right? With the heroes and the creepy plotting and the hey-o.

Well, that plan?

Yeah he always has it going. ALWAYS. And it was actually a part of the bigger interconnected chessmaster 'oh WHAT' yarntangle with the evil tree and et cetera. I don't know where hitting a certain guy's avatar button fits into all that, but I digress.

That was part of the plan. It always is.

lol WoW spoilarz beyond! )
yukie: sirian/thanatos, :J smile (god of /b/)
I've become a snob about ice cream.

...Well I was always PICKY about it but now it's just like - Chapman's can go to hell and suck THERE. XD; It tastes GRITTY.

Kawartha Dairy is the love of my life still but since I can't get that here right now fuck it HAAGEN DAZS IT IS!

Icon injoke nurr hurr. XD
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TITLE: Nomine
CHARACTERS: Teh Bird and Teh Lich
SUMMARY: "...I remember those who came to me long before names, before words. 'I' was all they needed. All - from the beginning. All who have come to me, I know."
RATING: G, shockingly!
NOTES: Because my friend Frank destroyed my brain with the plot rabite. XD Also TYPOS GO TO HELL XD

If you want to get a feel for things, start this as Vicky walks into the inner sanctum.

chthonian, this. )


Apr. 7th, 2010 09:46 am
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how the shiny pink plaid hell do you even lose one of those i don't even -

oh my god your underlings are dense. (two of them are at least.)

and you sir are an airhead.

and spoony.

in closing stop hiding in the floor and being a dork therein.
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Holy hell, man, this has got to be the most fabulous example of uncanny-bastard A.I. I have ever fucking seen.

Like. You know when you're fighting some boss o another in a game and it starts to seem as if the jerkass is TAUNTING YOU DIRECTLY?

Yeah, that's what this is.

About four minutes in when the boss starts spamming the energy pulse thing, that's what that is. My jaw frigging dropped. I mean, that's above and beyond even my friend Code's FF7 game in which Sepher Sephiroth kept bitchslapping Cloud around with the freaky black wing and making Code spam status cures and Phoenix Downs like motherfuck. (This bossfight session elicited the exclamation "Son of a Santafucker!" He does seasonal profanity!)

That, though, that there is like -

- You cannot tell me it doesn't look like the boss is going "Oh yeah, and also: nyah nyah nyah" when he peeks out of the flooooooor. (That's creepy, dude, knock that off.)

It's like the Bastard Dice phenomenon only with more pixels.

(Warning: the boss theme WILL get stuck in your head.)

Also starring: One of the best LP voice acting adlibs I have ever seen. When he busted out with "What the fuck is going on" I just lost it entirely.


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