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I don't think I'm ever going to understand the weirdofailpagan idea that people can be like...luck-vampires, and steal all the attention and accolades that rightfully belong to someone else.

Uh, no, that's--either someone is taking credit for your work/stealing your ideas, or they're not.

If I have seven notes on some tumblr post, and someone else has three, I didn't "steal" four notes. (In fact four o those notes are probably me replying to said post with the worst puns ever.) I just have seven. I didn't mystically siphon off attention/notes/love/whatever.

It's really quite remarkable how many people have NO EARTHLY CLUE how This Kind Of Shit works. "SHE HAS MORE NOTES THAN MEEEEE" yeah okay that's not energy vampirism at work; that's social media shenanigans. Energy vampirism is a different thing from that.

Hurgh. Sometimes there's nothing otherworldly about a given situation, beyond the general baseline. Sometimes shit's just how it is because of chance.

This rant brought to you by: general wining on twitter etc. from people I don't even know.
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(NOTE: if you've seen these on WoWHead--yes, that was me! I know it's somewhat wimpy of me to have posted under a masculine alias--and under the in-universe IM handle of an old RP character, even, the nerdherding WRAPS AROUND TWICE--but a lot of things seem like a good idea after a couple bottles of hard cider and very little sleep. Egad, narf, poit and so on.)

So sometimes, I get bored.

Sometimes I get bored and there's a headless pyromaniac like *HAPEN* all over WoW with rhyming couplets.

And then poetry is like *HAPEN*. Because it has to.

Then sometimes I get an anthology manga that has that headless pyromaniac's backstory in it.

And then more poetry--yeah you get the picture.

(Warning: there are spoilers for the Horseman's backstory in here!)

(FURTHER Warning: THIS IS STUPID.)

So without further ado, I present:

VARIOUS AND SUNDRY NOT-REALLY-ODES TO THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN! )

And a bonus NEVER BEFORE SEEN because you bore with me! How the Risen view their 'boss' is pure conjecture on my part, and probably pees on the altar of canon...but seeing as they are all completely off their heads, they don't ACT any differently than their living counterparts, and they still call themselves the Scarlet Crusade...yeah, I'm thinking they're a TAD delusional. If they know who he really is, they're not letting on to ME, so I'm assuming they're really in denial. :B

But anyway, on with the nonsense, and I apologize for any exploding of canon...

... )
yukie: Tenebrous AU Jan Rosencrantz (hashashiyyin)
I knew this already, but rewatching the source material has cause a reaction along the lines of 'dizzamn'. Also he does do the BG 'voosh' movement canonically. Ha ha ha ah ha ha, I told you so, landlady. (...Not like you disbelieved me but I feel like being annoying so - hi.)

This is an entry that is being written because the hashashiyyin is bored and his typist didn't write today because the anemia ate her.

-J. Rosencrantz

P.S. Pomegranates are like deathgod catnip, holy hell.

o shit

May. 22nd, 2010 10:00 am
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I haven't bought a swimsuit in years. The spandex on my old ones is no longer spandexing.

I need a new one, so am going shopping for one today.

I AM KIND OF HALF DREADING THIS.

Clothing manufacturers, if you cause me feel like a freak with arbitrary sizing BULLSHIT or something, I AM COMING FOR YOU AND I AM GIVING YOUR KIDS FRAPPUCCINOS AND KAZOOS AND INSTRUCTIONS TO PLAY SAID KAZOOS OUTSIDE YOUR DOORS AT MIDNIGHT FOR A WEEK.

AAAAAAAaaaajhksgfjhksdfhgjkshfk.

I'm okay just yeah. Hooray for internalized societal bullshit! (Bonus mini-snark: I love when people deny that they have any internalized issues. Anyone who DOES, and who claims to be this big fat hairy iconoclast who 'didn't drink the kool-ade, maaaaaaannnn', is inevitably nothin' of the kind and just fucking et up with issues and prejudice. I have issues too but I can ADMIT I have 'em and thus work at 'em. Closing your eyes an going AAAAAAAAAALALALALALALALALA with your fingers in your ears just compounds the problem.)

ETA; SUCCESS!

And shockingly painless too! I am so going back to that store. The people were awesome.

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