A JOYOUS DAY OF NASCENCE TO MY HAPPY ASS
32 years ago yesterday, my yelly pink ass entered the world complete with baby fauxhawk.
32 years ago, the prospects for kids like me weren’t so hot.
When I was twelve, 24 was the median life expectancy for us.
Now it’s fucking 48. And rising.
And now? I am eligible for medication that basically unfucks my cellular membranes and almost straight-up cures me. This is what I have been dreaming of since my sequential memory kicked in.
My fucking dream is coming true now.
And?
I am 32 years old. I AM EIGHT YEARS PAST MY FORMER TENTATIVE EXPIRY DATE, O THOU PRATING WANKERS. NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW. FEAR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
32 years ago, the prospects for kids like me weren’t so hot.
When I was twelve, 24 was the median life expectancy for us.
Now it’s fucking 48. And rising.
And now? I am eligible for medication that basically unfucks my cellular membranes and almost straight-up cures me. This is what I have been dreaming of since my sequential memory kicked in.
My fucking dream is coming true now.
And?
I am 32 years old. I AM EIGHT YEARS PAST MY FORMER TENTATIVE EXPIRY DATE, O THOU PRATING WANKERS. NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW. FEAR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE