Oh god datamined stuff lol, I'm never sure what to think of it. They were idiotically stupidly slap-to-the-head-worthily omgsrs about the nonsense with Jaina, but they faked us all out on Rommath.
And I am giggling SO HARD at 'Galoot and pillage' XD
Randomly back on the topic of mental canon/headcanon, my most 'lol wtf aww' one yet has to be this: Gerard is full of crap, and Theresa isn't mind controlled. XD
(I actually have a basis for this, too--when Gerard's "explaining" what he did he makes the same mistakes I do when I lie--he either overdoes details, or he's too vague. Also, the ladies he's talking to just drop innuendo after innuendo at him (it flies over his head), and want to see his prior efforts, and - well they're not exactly nasty but you can read some tongue-in-cheek bawdy humour in there for sure.
So basically Gerard and Theresa have this oddball but completely healthy D/S relationship that's sort of Undercity's worst-kept secret (as in, everybody knows even if Gerard doesn't know that they know), and Sylvanas is fine with all this since Theresa is really good at dispatching wannabe invaders/heroes/what-have-you (she puts on the helpless waif act, waits for their guard to drop, and then misuses scalpels with great enthusiasm)--she may still be respiring but her loyalty's not in doubt.
SO YEAH lol I just turned a throwaway contextless derfy flavour text thing that very few people bother with into a couple of people with disabilities (Theresa is actually damn near blind, and Gerard's--well--Forsaken) in a happy healthy kinky intellect-boner relationship. :B Theresa is far from helpless or agency-free and the ~mind controlled servant omg~ business is an act--one which she and Gerard dig the heck out of.
I need to actually write this story out because my light-hippie Forsaken priestess is all asquee in my mind over the goth-cute of this relationship.
SOMUCHTL;DR why am i not sleepy i should be sleeping.)
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Date: 2012-10-26 07:28 am (UTC)And I am giggling SO HARD at 'Galoot and pillage' XD
Randomly back on the topic of mental canon/headcanon, my most 'lol wtf aww' one yet has to be this: Gerard is full of crap, and Theresa isn't mind controlled. XD
(I actually have a basis for this, too--when Gerard's "explaining" what he did he makes the same mistakes I do when I lie--he either overdoes details, or he's too vague. Also, the ladies he's talking to just drop innuendo after innuendo at him (it flies over his head), and want to see his prior efforts, and - well they're not exactly nasty but you can read some tongue-in-cheek bawdy humour in there for sure.
So basically Gerard and Theresa have this oddball but completely healthy D/S relationship that's sort of Undercity's worst-kept secret (as in, everybody knows even if Gerard doesn't know that they know), and Sylvanas is fine with all this since Theresa is really good at dispatching wannabe invaders/heroes/what-have-you (she puts on the helpless waif act, waits for their guard to drop, and then misuses scalpels with great enthusiasm)--she may still be respiring but her loyalty's not in doubt.
SO YEAH lol I just turned a throwaway contextless derfy flavour text thing that very few people bother with into a couple of people with disabilities (Theresa is actually damn near blind, and Gerard's--well--Forsaken) in a happy healthy kinky intellect-boner relationship. :B Theresa is far from helpless or agency-free and the ~mind controlled servant omg~ business is an act--one which she and Gerard dig the heck out of.
I need to actually write this story out because my light-hippie Forsaken priestess is all asquee in my mind over the goth-cute of this relationship.
SOMUCHTL;DR why am i not sleepy i should be sleeping.)