Scaramouche, Scaramouche

E-doctors and armchair doctors are the most obnoxious fuckers in the world.

It is none of your business, idiot children, what I do or do not eat.

It is none of your business, idiot children, whether or not I am getting inoculated for something, or why I am getting inoculated for something¹.

It is none of your business, idiot children, what medications I take.

It is not for you to say, idiot children, whether or not my health problems are 'real'.

It is not for you to say, idiot children, whether or not I should be on THIS drug and not THAT one².

It is not for you to say, idiot children, whether or not my condition exists because you've never heard of it, or whether it is more serious than I think because you know ever so much more about the condition than someone who LIVES with it because you read a fucking paragraph somewhere one time.

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1) Roman Polanski fucking deserved what he got, and anyone who I catch defending his drugging and raping of a thirteen year old girl - WHICH HE PLEAD GUILTY TO BY THE BY, YOU COCKLORDS - is gone from my life. FUCKING GONE. I don't have time to be trying to educate the criminally, hopelessly ignorant and misogynistic who think it wasn't 'actual rape' or who think that a child can 'ask for it'. If you think this way, you should end yourself by leaping into a mosh pit full of angry wolverines. You think I'm kidding, but I'm not.

2) Pickup artists are idiots. Negging doesn't work on me, little boys, and it don't work on most women. Your bullshit condescension reveals to me only your shrieking lack of an ego. You're not hot, I'm not interested in you, and it doesn't matter how much you fucking swear or whine or throw tantrums at me. I DO NOT CAAAAAAAAAAAAARE. I'm not obligated to ~*be niiiiiiiiiiiiiice 2 u*~ because I'm the one with the rack and the nootch. Go AWAY. No one owes you sex.

3) If you fuck up, OWN YOUR SHIT! I am sick to death of all these alleged ADULTS squalling and wailing and huffing and stamping their feet in a toddlerlike dance of whinge, and then fucking hiding behind the nearest defense. Look, fools, I never EVER got the chance to do that and thus I don't let other people go 'butbutbut butbutbut buhbuhbuh but buh but BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW' while hiding behind their poodles/significant other/family/OMGBFF/bullshit moral code/fandom. Seriously. Grow a SPINE.

/bitchery