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Schaaaaaa~aaaadenfreude~~~~~~
Jul. 5th, 2011 01:12 amI shouldn't love it so much when a nattering, obnxious pus-smudge of a person who's "REALLY NIIIIICE THOUGH" completely shows their malodorous butt in full fucking view of their white knighty buddies and pals.
I really shouldn't.
BUT OH IT JUST MAKES MY LITTLE PLAGUED HEART GO PITTY-PAT, YES IT DOES. My freakin' cup runneth right the fuck over. XD
It feels SO FUCKING GOOD to be vindicated. Mmmmmmyeahbaby.
This isn't to say that I don't feel for the people who get caught with their own asses in the breeze because they joined the pantsless lambada out on the lawn with their dingleberry. I've been that person, it sucks, I am sorry that it happens.
But at some point it's like: dude, you cannot ignore the problem any more. Your Ohh Emm Gee Bee Eff Eff is being an Ay Ess Ess Haych Ohh Ell Ee. Wake the fuck up and smell the fuckin' applewood smoked bacon already, you're friend is not and they're actually quite a jackwaxed twerpwagon.
Seriously if you think someone like that Isn't gonna drop you like the hottest of potatoes once the excrement strikes the flabellum as it were, you're purposefully being a chump.
You deserve better than that.
Drop the fucker already. You deserve better. As long as they choose to be a fucking douche they're worth about thiiiiis much *tiny gap between fingers* of your time and sweat and energy. Screw 'em. Drop 'em. Like the very hottest potato.
Then come on over here and I'll share my popcorn, because I'm an unrepentant cackling jerk when it comes to shit like this. There's not always justice int he world, but seeing someone who is just a total ass-condor revealing that fact to all and sundry, drawers around their ankles and nether cheeks to the breeze...it's GREAT, y'all.
It feels good, damn it, and I will not apologize for going "yeah no, fuck YOU" to someone who was deliberately hurtful and shitty. Sow crap, reap an outhouse, as it were.
So yeah hi can we tell I'm sleep deprived how about those Blue Jays.
-Aaron 'the yeti' MacCumhaill
P.S. Also fuck migraines you guys seriously.
I really shouldn't.
BUT OH IT JUST MAKES MY LITTLE PLAGUED HEART GO PITTY-PAT, YES IT DOES. My freakin' cup runneth right the fuck over. XD
It feels SO FUCKING GOOD to be vindicated. Mmmmmmyeahbaby.
This isn't to say that I don't feel for the people who get caught with their own asses in the breeze because they joined the pantsless lambada out on the lawn with their dingleberry. I've been that person, it sucks, I am sorry that it happens.
But at some point it's like: dude, you cannot ignore the problem any more. Your Ohh Emm Gee Bee Eff Eff is being an Ay Ess Ess Haych Ohh Ell Ee. Wake the fuck up and smell the fuckin' applewood smoked bacon already, you're friend is not and they're actually quite a jackwaxed twerpwagon.
Seriously if you think someone like that Isn't gonna drop you like the hottest of potatoes once the excrement strikes the flabellum as it were, you're purposefully being a chump.
You deserve better than that.
Drop the fucker already. You deserve better. As long as they choose to be a fucking douche they're worth about thiiiiis much *tiny gap between fingers* of your time and sweat and energy. Screw 'em. Drop 'em. Like the very hottest potato.
Then come on over here and I'll share my popcorn, because I'm an unrepentant cackling jerk when it comes to shit like this. There's not always justice int he world, but seeing someone who is just a total ass-condor revealing that fact to all and sundry, drawers around their ankles and nether cheeks to the breeze...it's GREAT, y'all.
It feels good, damn it, and I will not apologize for going "yeah no, fuck YOU" to someone who was deliberately hurtful and shitty. Sow crap, reap an outhouse, as it were.
So yeah hi can we tell I'm sleep deprived how about those Blue Jays.
-Aaron 'the yeti' MacCumhaill
P.S. Also fuck migraines you guys seriously.