AU yammering about my peeing on canon's rug in re: Varian

Some of this is copy/pasta'd from a meme I did ages back and expanded on, so if it looks familiar that's why. XD

A BUNCH OF WORDS ABOUT VARIAN AS I TEND TO WRITE HIM

Note that I make no excuses for his asshole moments here XD He can be quite the douche wagon; I'm just explaining where the big dork I write is coming from, how he thinks, and how he diverges from canon.

This may make sense only to me XD;;

ALSO SPOILER FOR WHO THE NEW DEFIAS LEADER IS. If you don't know already, the last entry in the list spoils that XD; Be wary!

( wordz lololol )