In Which Garrosh Gets Annoyed
Mar. 25th, 2013 12:18 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
yukieokay so how do you usually start this stuff like
DEEEEEEEEEEEEAR JACKASSES
that looks sarcastic
oh well.
so hey jackasses well met and all that crap. it's hellscream. with a message. yeah i came all the way out here myself. recognize! anyway, you seem to have forgotten a couple fundamental facts about a couple significant people so let me fill you in because if i don't you'll keep being oblivious because you're dense.
1) thrall? not stupid!
2) proudmoore? not stupid!!
3) wrynn? not stupid!!! even though sometimes he's a jackass and acts stupid!!! HE'S NOT SERIOUSLY STUPID.
meaning he wouldn't do a ritual wrong just because he thinks he's some kind of greatfather among total badasses. also? wouldn't hurt his kid. so anybody who thinks that's believable can go sniff durn the hungerer's ghost-ass.
speaking of ass, your rationale for why you think thrall and proudmoore wouldn't get together is also...guess what...ass. (i was gonna go somewhere funnier but i figured i'd keep it simple because you all are dense, see. i'm nice that way.) also the idea of them giving up on peace is ass. and the way you bunch of clefthoof-humping thick-skulled chunderwheels think pacifism works is so much purified giant ass that it's making magtheridon's look minuscule.
the only reason that squareheaded dipshit other me managed to explode anything aside his own ass is that your hack-tastic bard or whatever decided it needed to happen because la la la la la reasons la let's tell a crappy story for stupid rocks and drunk gronn whoohoo. squarehead is stupider than i am and that's saying a lot. i tried to fake out a dragon into a cliff. i tried to send out an assassin against an arch-lich's fanboy. i'm not exactly a paragon of everything smart, here, and he makes me look like a tactical genius on par with proudmoore.
whom you forgot is a tactical genius.
WHAT THE SHIT
HOW DO YOU EVEN DO THAT
ARE YOU REALLY DRUNK AND REALLY REALLY WEIRD ON ANCIENT LICHEN
BECAUSE
WHAT
also?
i have zero respect for any of you. i had like a speck of it left even after you decided thrall totally had to hook up with the least orcy woman ever (whom you think is like the pinnacle of all that's orcy NO SHE ISN'T yeah we punch each other and crap but we don't try to rip each other's spirits and hearts to pieces that's not orcy that's being a HUGE TOOL) because i thought maybe just maybe you might improve but then you decided you had to punish proudmoore's magic lantern self for not listening to magic-lantern douche wrynn...
no.
you wanna know what that is?
you wanna know who does that, who decides it's a good idea to punish people horribly for not jumping when they say toad?
people like the blood traitor, the shattererer, the kin-slayer, the ruiner, that fucking warlock whose actual name i won't even maintain because it makes me so angry i can't even spit. i hate demons as much as anyone and i still feel sorry for the ones that ate HIM because of who he was. i'd wish some twisted violent gruesome fate on him in the hel-planes but i can;t' think of anythig worse than BEING WHAT HE WAS
and besides everything in the hel-planes is getting purified by fire. getting its dishonour and taint burned away, like metal getting forged.
if the kinslaying traitor went there he's just burn away into nothing because there's not a damn thing to redeem. as he stank in life he'd be a stink in the afterlife.
(hahaha i'm hilarious.)
so yeah way to go you gronn-spanking crotch-rashes you decided to do the dance of the first warlock and punish someone for not being exactly what some random ass dsfgre,mhjkigyhsfxjkdheqop5 dsaffergjkl.hlfdjn AAAAAAAAARRRGGH FUCK THIS SHIT TWICE i can't even FINISH THIS IT'S PISSING ME OFF TOO MUCH TO EVEN MAKE WORDS THAT MAKE SENSE.
and you made everyone else into weaklings and snuffling dipshits and cowards. bloodhoof is not a coward. vol'jin is not a coward. sunstrider is CERTAINLY not a coward and you mindless crocolisk-fuckers can't even get right that he's still ALIVE and that his family kind of made a business of punching demons in the groin for thousands of years?????
and on a more serious note.
velen would not ever ever sit back and allow high level shit to go down, he'd step in and put the smack down. also, proudmoore is not weak. she is a billion times stronger and smarter than you ass-creases could ever dream of being. windrunner isn't the dead king--she's giving second chances to the people that WERE his and now hear HER soul singing sanctuary for them. bronzebeard is a DWARF dammit and she's not fucking nuts and when she came back from the big ugly volcano you know what she did? BROUGHT BEER. (and her kid is cute even though he kinda smells but all kids kinda smell. sorry bronzebeard don't kick me in the balls please.) whisperwind isn't stupid and i don't think her people are weak. i don't get how the hell the way they fight works exactly but dad was right, they ARE perfect warriors. greymane i don't know much about but he turns into a wolf so he can't be that fucking annoying right? hahaha.
also by the way if i ever call someone bitch it's not an insult. you stupid hydrafuckers, my people REVERE wolves, why would i use bitch as an insult. that's the territory of a specific kind of dumbshit human guy who has no idea what being a bitch is all about.
anyway i'm kinda more calm now so i'm done.
you're all stupid and you're worth about half a fart in my books. you don't know this world and you don't know its people. maybe you did once but the way's shut to you now because you wasted the chance to go and look.
what you've got NOW is a bunch of really talented actos up in there, playing out your stupid crappy pageant as best they can, and i admire them for making a tapestry out of an ogre's loincloth, i gotta say. the blonde with the funky dye job isn't proudmoore any more than gorehowl is a cookie. sure she's cute and she does good rtawrrgghh but she's not proudmoore. she's a damn good actress but she ain't proudmoore. you don't know who she is anymore, you don't talk to her, and she's better off without you.
so are we all. because i left you fartstains i'm going to get to live. i got to fall in love with a badass shaman. i got to LEARN. i got to be warchief and suck at it and step down to let saurfang step up and i got to learn from him.
and now i get to see a whole fuckin' new part of the world, and chuck ghost crabs at nazgrim in a beach that no orc's ever seen before.
and wrynn gets to have a family, and peace of mind.
and proudmoore and thrall get to be so cute they make my teeth ache. hahahaha.
screw y'all we don't need you in our world. you got good actors and you better be paying well. but you don't have our world, and you can sniff my ass if you wanna complain about what i just said.
walk with the wind at your back, dumbasses.
-garrosh hellscream, son of grommash and akiccha hellscream, chieftain of the warsong clan, and consort of a really really really cute shaman thanks.
DEEEEEEEEEEEEAR JACKASSES
that looks sarcastic
oh well.
so hey jackasses well met and all that crap. it's hellscream. with a message. yeah i came all the way out here myself. recognize! anyway, you seem to have forgotten a couple fundamental facts about a couple significant people so let me fill you in because if i don't you'll keep being oblivious because you're dense.
1) thrall? not stupid!
2) proudmoore? not stupid!!
3) wrynn? not stupid!!! even though sometimes he's a jackass and acts stupid!!! HE'S NOT SERIOUSLY STUPID.
meaning he wouldn't do a ritual wrong just because he thinks he's some kind of greatfather among total badasses. also? wouldn't hurt his kid. so anybody who thinks that's believable can go sniff durn the hungerer's ghost-ass.
speaking of ass, your rationale for why you think thrall and proudmoore wouldn't get together is also...guess what...ass. (i was gonna go somewhere funnier but i figured i'd keep it simple because you all are dense, see. i'm nice that way.) also the idea of them giving up on peace is ass. and the way you bunch of clefthoof-humping thick-skulled chunderwheels think pacifism works is so much purified giant ass that it's making magtheridon's look minuscule.
the only reason that squareheaded dipshit other me managed to explode anything aside his own ass is that your hack-tastic bard or whatever decided it needed to happen because la la la la la reasons la let's tell a crappy story for stupid rocks and drunk gronn whoohoo. squarehead is stupider than i am and that's saying a lot. i tried to fake out a dragon into a cliff. i tried to send out an assassin against an arch-lich's fanboy. i'm not exactly a paragon of everything smart, here, and he makes me look like a tactical genius on par with proudmoore.
whom you forgot is a tactical genius.
WHAT THE SHIT
HOW DO YOU EVEN DO THAT
ARE YOU REALLY DRUNK AND REALLY REALLY WEIRD ON ANCIENT LICHEN
BECAUSE
WHAT
also?
i have zero respect for any of you. i had like a speck of it left even after you decided thrall totally had to hook up with the least orcy woman ever (whom you think is like the pinnacle of all that's orcy NO SHE ISN'T yeah we punch each other and crap but we don't try to rip each other's spirits and hearts to pieces that's not orcy that's being a HUGE TOOL) because i thought maybe just maybe you might improve but then you decided you had to punish proudmoore's magic lantern self for not listening to magic-lantern douche wrynn...
no.
you wanna know what that is?
you wanna know who does that, who decides it's a good idea to punish people horribly for not jumping when they say toad?
people like the blood traitor, the shattererer, the kin-slayer, the ruiner, that fucking warlock whose actual name i won't even maintain because it makes me so angry i can't even spit. i hate demons as much as anyone and i still feel sorry for the ones that ate HIM because of who he was. i'd wish some twisted violent gruesome fate on him in the hel-planes but i can;t' think of anythig worse than BEING WHAT HE WAS
and besides everything in the hel-planes is getting purified by fire. getting its dishonour and taint burned away, like metal getting forged.
if the kinslaying traitor went there he's just burn away into nothing because there's not a damn thing to redeem. as he stank in life he'd be a stink in the afterlife.
(hahaha i'm hilarious.)
so yeah way to go you gronn-spanking crotch-rashes you decided to do the dance of the first warlock and punish someone for not being exactly what some random ass dsfgre,mhjkigyhsfxjkdheqop5 dsaffergjkl.hlfdjn AAAAAAAAARRRGGH FUCK THIS SHIT TWICE i can't even FINISH THIS IT'S PISSING ME OFF TOO MUCH TO EVEN MAKE WORDS THAT MAKE SENSE.
and you made everyone else into weaklings and snuffling dipshits and cowards. bloodhoof is not a coward. vol'jin is not a coward. sunstrider is CERTAINLY not a coward and you mindless crocolisk-fuckers can't even get right that he's still ALIVE and that his family kind of made a business of punching demons in the groin for thousands of years?????
and on a more serious note.
velen would not ever ever sit back and allow high level shit to go down, he'd step in and put the smack down. also, proudmoore is not weak. she is a billion times stronger and smarter than you ass-creases could ever dream of being. windrunner isn't the dead king--she's giving second chances to the people that WERE his and now hear HER soul singing sanctuary for them. bronzebeard is a DWARF dammit and she's not fucking nuts and when she came back from the big ugly volcano you know what she did? BROUGHT BEER. (and her kid is cute even though he kinda smells but all kids kinda smell. sorry bronzebeard don't kick me in the balls please.) whisperwind isn't stupid and i don't think her people are weak. i don't get how the hell the way they fight works exactly but dad was right, they ARE perfect warriors. greymane i don't know much about but he turns into a wolf so he can't be that fucking annoying right? hahaha.
also by the way if i ever call someone bitch it's not an insult. you stupid hydrafuckers, my people REVERE wolves, why would i use bitch as an insult. that's the territory of a specific kind of dumbshit human guy who has no idea what being a bitch is all about.
anyway i'm kinda more calm now so i'm done.
you're all stupid and you're worth about half a fart in my books. you don't know this world and you don't know its people. maybe you did once but the way's shut to you now because you wasted the chance to go and look.
what you've got NOW is a bunch of really talented actos up in there, playing out your stupid crappy pageant as best they can, and i admire them for making a tapestry out of an ogre's loincloth, i gotta say. the blonde with the funky dye job isn't proudmoore any more than gorehowl is a cookie. sure she's cute and she does good rtawrrgghh but she's not proudmoore. she's a damn good actress but she ain't proudmoore. you don't know who she is anymore, you don't talk to her, and she's better off without you.
so are we all. because i left you fartstains i'm going to get to live. i got to fall in love with a badass shaman. i got to LEARN. i got to be warchief and suck at it and step down to let saurfang step up and i got to learn from him.
and now i get to see a whole fuckin' new part of the world, and chuck ghost crabs at nazgrim in a beach that no orc's ever seen before.
and wrynn gets to have a family, and peace of mind.
and proudmoore and thrall get to be so cute they make my teeth ache. hahahaha.
screw y'all we don't need you in our world. you got good actors and you better be paying well. but you don't have our world, and you can sniff my ass if you wanna complain about what i just said.
walk with the wind at your back, dumbasses.
-garrosh hellscream, son of grommash and akiccha hellscream, chieftain of the warsong clan, and consort of a really really really cute shaman thanks.
