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yukieLike what glitches do they attract, what nonsense constantly happens etc.
This applies to both OCs and to characters I happen to write or have RPed in the past and continue to occupy my sofa!
VERGIL SPARDA: Things will crash on him, or lock up, or he'll get the Red Ring of Death, or something else along those lines. Generally he'll get things working again soon enough, but it happens at the worst times.
EMIYA SHIROU: If you are playing a co-op game with Shirou, expect to randomly die because of weird shit happening around Shirou. Think spinny HALO rockets, splash damage that really shouldn't go that far, platforms that get stuck and then arbitrarily shove people off, etc. He also telefrags people a lot.
GIL: He's not so much cursed as he's a little too amused by chainsaws in multiplayer FPSes and this often leads to the demise of many a spess mehreen.
GAWAINE: If something has even the tiniest chance to randomly destroy her, it will. If there's a knockback factor to a boss's supermove, she'll fly off a cliff.
KUI 'KILROY' SHIN-LIU: Curse of the glitchy hitbox. Things will somehow punch her from way over there and sometimes her point-blank rockets somehow miss. This makes her giggle like mad, as she is a freakin' sniper.
RAITEI 'RASEN' SENROU: Tends to get wtfPWNT by rapidly spawning low-level things. Murlocs are his bane.
SEPH: Like Vergil but worse. Things will crash if he barely sneezes at them.
VICKY GREENE: Games like to displace her in space-time. She falls through the world, clips into walls, gets telefragged a lot because the game decided she was actually someplace other than where she was standing, and gets dumped in the middle of games' limbo checkered-cube-fest spaces when using a fast-travel option that transfers between server continents.
JER GREENE: King of the telefrag, lord of falling into random apertures and finding killzones. It's not a real game until Jer's spess mehreen has randomly exploded.
AMY GREENE: Amy will trigger every jumpscare ever, but they're always kind of a buzzkill for her because she sees them coming for miles. "I bet there's a zombie in the grate." *BLARGJHSHJKLSDHL* "There was."
TOMY YAMANAKA PARK: In RTS multiplayer mode, he will inevitably be demised at least three times by Zerglings or similar critters.
SEBASJIAN KORBINIAN: Will have REAL DAMN GOOD LUCK followed by REAL DAMN SHIT LUCK. He'll get all the random drops he wants, find every ammo cache he needs, rock everyone's socks, and then get murdercided by the RNG. Stray crits will two-shot him, rares will spawn on top of him, he'll get stunlocked, and so on.
DASCHIA VERVAIN: She's a pretty good player overall and can deal with everything except particular avian enemies. Castlevania birds are indeed her darkest nightmare.
This applies to both OCs and to characters I happen to write or have RPed in the past and continue to occupy my sofa!
VERGIL SPARDA: Things will crash on him, or lock up, or he'll get the Red Ring of Death, or something else along those lines. Generally he'll get things working again soon enough, but it happens at the worst times.
EMIYA SHIROU: If you are playing a co-op game with Shirou, expect to randomly die because of weird shit happening around Shirou. Think spinny HALO rockets, splash damage that really shouldn't go that far, platforms that get stuck and then arbitrarily shove people off, etc. He also telefrags people a lot.
GIL: He's not so much cursed as he's a little too amused by chainsaws in multiplayer FPSes and this often leads to the demise of many a spess mehreen.
GAWAINE: If something has even the tiniest chance to randomly destroy her, it will. If there's a knockback factor to a boss's supermove, she'll fly off a cliff.
KUI 'KILROY' SHIN-LIU: Curse of the glitchy hitbox. Things will somehow punch her from way over there and sometimes her point-blank rockets somehow miss. This makes her giggle like mad, as she is a freakin' sniper.
RAITEI 'RASEN' SENROU: Tends to get wtfPWNT by rapidly spawning low-level things. Murlocs are his bane.
SEPH: Like Vergil but worse. Things will crash if he barely sneezes at them.
VICKY GREENE: Games like to displace her in space-time. She falls through the world, clips into walls, gets telefragged a lot because the game decided she was actually someplace other than where she was standing, and gets dumped in the middle of games' limbo checkered-cube-fest spaces when using a fast-travel option that transfers between server continents.
JER GREENE: King of the telefrag, lord of falling into random apertures and finding killzones. It's not a real game until Jer's spess mehreen has randomly exploded.
AMY GREENE: Amy will trigger every jumpscare ever, but they're always kind of a buzzkill for her because she sees them coming for miles. "I bet there's a zombie in the grate." *BLARGJHSHJKLSDHL* "There was."
TOMY YAMANAKA PARK: In RTS multiplayer mode, he will inevitably be demised at least three times by Zerglings or similar critters.
SEBASJIAN KORBINIAN: Will have REAL DAMN GOOD LUCK followed by REAL DAMN SHIT LUCK. He'll get all the random drops he wants, find every ammo cache he needs, rock everyone's socks, and then get murdercided by the RNG. Stray crits will two-shot him, rares will spawn on top of him, he'll get stunlocked, and so on.
DASCHIA VERVAIN: She's a pretty good player overall and can deal with everything except particular avian enemies. Castlevania birds are indeed her darkest nightmare.