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TITLE: Fool on the Planet
FANDOM: Commander Keen, FLCL, and Space Oddity. No, seriously.
PEOPLE: Major Tom's wife (who knows he loves her), Billy Blaze (who knows what actually happened to the guy), and various extraterrestrials.
PAIRING: Tom and his wife, obviously. XD
RATING: G; there's one alien curse word, but come on. XD
SUMMARY: Major Tom, coming home. No, really. I mean it.
WARNINGS: I am an irreverent crackbunny engine whose mind was et by Gurren Lagann, and then this happened. If the idea of a good end for this particular character vexes you, do not read on. Call it AU nonsense and ignore it. I REGRET NOTHING. XD
NOTES: Yes, I do know how Major Tom's story is commonly understood to have ended. David Bowie leaves things really ambiguous, with Ashes to Ashes being much more a metaphor for Bowie's own experience than a straightforward conclusion to the story; therefore, I've been an audacious betch, taken much artistic licence, and decided that something else entirely happened to the guy. My dad being a Trek fan and me being a Commander Keen fan meant that I never assumed a bad end for our astronaut; I figured he met a bunch of cool aliens and had all kinds of weird adventures before coming home to his wife. This ridiculousness here is the result of a plot bunny that's been fermenting in my brain for ages. It walked up and bit me this afternoon at work.

The OC in here is incidentally the first one I ever came up with; Commander Keen was the first universe I wrote fanfic for. Yes, his Yorp has a different name in this. More artistic licence. XD

Mad props to anyone who knows what TV show the alien cuss word came from, oh ho ho.

Yeah yeah yeah. I know! Just be glad Haruko doesn't actually show up. XD

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