Okay, I know it's like LOLLE VIDYA GAEM LOGIC and I shouldn't be trying to even contemplate logic as it applies to games (see: "Why is there a pot roast in the wall and why did he eat it?" and "Why are we sidequesting when the apocalypse is bearing down on our heads?") but I gotta wonder -
Are these bandits very stupid or very drunk or very stoned or all three? Because from where I sit, it just looks like an invitation to no bling and multiple compound fractures to do what they just did. Namely: leap out of a shrubbery and try to shake down this total fricking yeti of a guy in full plate armour who incidentally is wielding a big-assed holy beatdown hammer.
I mean.
Seriously. Seriously?
Are these bandits very stupid or very drunk or very stoned or all three? Because from where I sit, it just looks like an invitation to no bling and multiple compound fractures to do what they just did. Namely: leap out of a shrubbery and try to shake down this total fricking yeti of a guy in full plate armour who incidentally is wielding a big-assed holy beatdown hammer.
I mean.
Seriously. Seriously?