Mar. 21st, 2012

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So I’m sitting here

And I’m wondering

“How the heck does one go about piloting the necropoleis in WCIII/WoW?”

I mean, I know how they stay up (a wizard did it—many wizards (well, necromancers and acolytes), actually!) but how the heck do the commanders make the damn things go where they want to go? From where did Kel’Thuzad drive Naxx when he was chuggin’ it up to Northrend so Acherus could take his parking spot in EPL? I’ve seen some stuff inside them that looks like it MIGHT be for piloting, but none of it’s near where you could see out, and these doodads could also be spooky ritual type accoutrements so the curiosity persists! Do they drive from the roof or have a scrying-viewscreen inside or what?

MANY PONDERINGS HAVE I

And oh god now I have this mental image of the freed Acherus knights taking it for a joyride all over Northrend and crashing it into the smaller necropoleis to be assholes—

*BUNP*

“The FUCK was that!?”

*THONK*

“…Oh shit is that Acherus?”

*WHAKK*

*KRUNSCH*

*DOIF*

“Son of a biiiiitch”

“DAMN IT MOGRAINE THIS JUVENILE REBELLION IS NO LONGER CUTE”

*THOCK*

And then KT sets up the scrying monitor device or whatever to find that all the DK’s are like leaning out of whatever window is handy and flipping him off and somebody’s waving a sign that says HEIGAN BLOWS GOATS I HAVE PROOF

or something

…if I thought I could draw KT I would draw this XD

(Also, why am I now wondering how Dreadlords reproduce.)

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