Scaramouche, Scaramouche

TITLE: And With Strange Aeons...
FANDOM: Kupop-flavoured Secret of Mana crackmobile.
SPOILERS: Well, if you don't know who the Big Bad is, yes, you're going to be spoiled.
RATING: I dunno, there's a bunch of shankin'. 14A?
SUMMARY: "Ha! Take that, Death! Now you're dead...which is ironic because you're Death ...Wait, wouldn't Death be in control of death so he wouldn't kill himself? I mean... Uh. ...My brain hurts with such great intensity." -Quadraxis14

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The man had a voice like stone dragged across sand; Emperor Vandole learned from Geshtar that someone had shot his master in the throat with a crossbow bolt, and though he'd survived somehow it had turned his words to gravel.

In spite of that, it carried.

He never once raised his voice, but never had to.

It carried.

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So last night I demonstrated, again, the fact that I am a total villain rehab centre in a capacity that would make a few doing-it-wrong faux-paragon self-absorbed clod-pated paganoids* scream and whine and uphold the event as proof of my innate evil nature**.

Man I don't even know what that was besides confusing.

(Also: the 'dude repeatedly being distracted by raocow's Untitled Story LP' was hilarious. It's like "rar rar raarrr raaaarrrgh i dislike everybody and am bitey at you all TAKE THA--eh what tiny drifting pixel bird" and I have NO idea but it was hilarious.)

But like.

Yeah.

I just - I got nothin'. Besides "does the Darkness make everyone who's deeply involved with it allergic to shirts?"

I don't even know.

Dude is still on my wavelength. I've still got the sense of the guy being here. That might change, he might not decide to hang around, but he's welcome to crash on the sofa as long as he wants to, or move in. Wouldn't be the first time it's happened (hi Drac XD).

LOL I AM A VILLAINHOUSE GUYSE

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*In particular one who thought she knew a lot more about the person in question (and about everything else ever) than she did. My guess is she figured he was going to try to eat her face because she identified with one of the people he likes. Sleepy muttering dude snarks: "I can assure you that wasn't going to happen, girl; you are nothing at all like either of the people in question, and the thought of such a connection being drawn between you and they is laughable." .....And now he will go back to being a blanket thief.

*Yes, this has happened a couple times, twice to my face and once that I know of behind my back; the people who have told me basically 'well I never saw it happen/don't remember it happening, so it can't have happened' seem to have forgotten that I log just about everything, so I will almost inevitably have proof kicking around my hard drive. And there are always, always people besides me whom these cretins have picked on. So, naysayers, your not having been a witness doesn't negate the possibility of an event. I'm reminded of that bishop and his "if I can't see you, you can't be you" bollocks. Before you make such a claim ever again as 'if I didn't see/don't remember it, it didn't happen', I suggest an enlightening read. No human is omniscient so a lot will go on behind EVERYONE'S back that they have no way of seeing. And assuming every survivor is probably a liar every single time because you totally, totally knew one or two who were jerks is a bullshit non-reason excuse to condemn all of us. ....THAT was a fun little micro rant there. I feel better now!

Hahaha I'm still being a self-serving punkass. Gonk.

Title: Yami he no Inori
Fandom: Benighted-Kupopolis AU Wondersmush. of Doom. From Mars. IN TECHNICOLOUR!
Characters: Vicky and a certain Sorceress's Heartless
Rating: 14A for innuendo and weird metaphysics.
Warnings: I'm still being self-serving! XD *cough* Some potentially disturbing happenings, though nothing explicitly sexual or whatever. If the drawing of the Black Rose Duelists' swords eeked you, it's best to skip this. And, as ever, typos.
Summary: A formal invitation to the game is extended. The nature of hearts is a curious thing.
Notes: THIS WOMAN. IS SO MUCH FUN TO WRITE. Yeah I know I'm being a huge barge hound on Sydney's level but the bunny had sharp pointy teeth.

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