Scaramouche, Scaramouche

I don't know what this is. XD I know it's in the cracked-out AU as the rest of my Castlevania crack-outs and takes place when Simon's trying to put the smackdown on Dracula! But I don't know what it is. Besides dorky. And inspired by looping the swingy-chandelier-hall music (and watching a lot of LPers fall to their doom from said chandeliers) in Super Castlevania 4.

I think the castle layout in this fic is a squonky hybrid of Castlevania Chronicle and SCV4. Hence the chandeliers. And oyaji!Simon is Kyl's fault XD

...YAY! Uh. Have some Isaac-and-Simon banter silliness. And lighting fixtures with devilry in.

( because kyl's simon is cute )