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Dear tentacle vine things in my garden,
I understem that you only want to be frondly with me, offer me a little tendril loving care...
...But...do not want, guys. I'll get to the root of the issue: my fear of tentacular things has its roots in Northrend, where Yoggy tried to caress me with his noodly appendages. A lot.
I've been jumpy about anything calamari-esque ever since. And you guys are doing a very good elmpression of calamari!
So kindly leaf me alone, tentacle vine things in my garden. I only wanted to spruce up my digs a bit; now thanks to you, I just want to take two aspens and go to bed.
SEVEN out of sixteen spots full of tentacle things--seriously, you guys, this is getting out of hand.
Blargh,
-Ishandarr
I understem that you only want to be frondly with me, offer me a little tendril loving care...
...But...do not want, guys. I'll get to the root of the issue: my fear of tentacular things has its roots in Northrend, where Yoggy tried to caress me with his noodly appendages. A lot.
I've been jumpy about anything calamari-esque ever since. And you guys are doing a very good elmpression of calamari!
So kindly leaf me alone, tentacle vine things in my garden. I only wanted to spruce up my digs a bit; now thanks to you, I just want to take two aspens and go to bed.
SEVEN out of sixteen spots full of tentacle things--seriously, you guys, this is getting out of hand.
Blargh,
-Ishandarr
