Of gardening and "what the HELL" and Pandaria

[yukie]

Some people deal with bad soil.

Some people deal with opportunistic wildlife.

Some people deal with gigantic weeds from the lowermost depths of the Twisting Nether.

Some people deal with pudgy caterpillars everywhere.

And me? The magnet of everything with fronds, tentacles, and other assorted noodly appendages?

Somehow…

…I manage to have my garden sprout one.



Which then starts cheerfully waving at me.

-Ishandarr Evenbrooke (who just wanted some carrots for stir-fry and was not expecting this malarkey)

P.S. Stay away from my ankles, frondblossom. You are NOT waving me around like a tourney banner like everything else of your ilk does. ;p the only fronds allowed near me are the ones my girlfriend summons i mean what

Also, I had to arm-wrestle with this to get rid of it. What the hells, nature!?

And another image of the frondblossom.

Comments

[silverr]

heh, yeah the Bonk-Blossom. To throw in chomps ( mine rarely seem to be well-timed), or just madly click "1" ?

(I also get a kick out of the Wrigglings .. like the virmen think I won't remember that turnips don't have legs?

[yukie]

Says ishan: "I tend to sort of flail at it maniacally with the hoe. I don't know about biting it. I think I'd be scared to."

(Garrosh supplies, "And this is why game-me is stupider than all that is balls--Pandaria has plants like that and he wants to do WHAT now? C'mon dumbass, think harder. or on second thought don't because I wanna laugh when the trees put the smackdown and whup your lousy opposite-of-an-orc ass. I swear that guy is not even anything like an orc. Seriously what kind of a freaking idiot doesn't feed people at a meeting *mutter grumble* came all the damn way *orcish cussing* if you HATE a guy you bust out the GOOD food so he OWES you, you stupid damn son of a *mumble*.")