Paraparaparanormality?

So you know those shadow wraith people? These guys?

Ruling out pareidolia and mind flailies of a normal sort and assuming they're paranormal for reals - I do not think they are out to getcha face.

I think it's the opposite. And given the confirmation I've felt from certain uh - Sources -

Hear me out, I'll explain.

( cue the organ stab! )