Scaramouche, Scaramouche

...and occasionally way too easily amused for my own damn good...

But at least I am not as life-free as the obnoxious little gassy ass-cleft who dropped fifteen bucks to buy a journalfen account in order to try to troll a wank.

I just - WOW.

And it's a wanna-/b/ too, which is FUNNY because that type of a person is inevitably the kind who gets run off 4chan sobbing in righteous butthurt because they fail'd to realize that even that wretched hive of scum and villainy and liches in the floor has rules and a social code, and got both buttcheeks handed to them.

/b/ has shockjocking penis contests but they're not in every thread, and a super-earnest little screaming FATALite ween like that doesn't understand this fact and thus gets mocked clear to Istanbul (not Constantinople). And has a tantrum and runs of crying. Because none of them can take what they dish. And THIS ONE uses too many emoticons, which 4chan gets all rageaholic about.

Thus far, the idiot kid is failing to get the responses they want. It's sort of a wall to wall 'k lol' and 'wow, you bought an account just to come here and demonstrate that you think you're much funnier than you are?' and talking about them like they don't exist and 'sepiamagpie's banning finger twitches ominously!'