Scaramouche, Scaramouche

So out of nowhere I get this Melody of Oblivion plot - THING - that won't die.

AND NOW I TYPE AT YOU ALL! OMG FIC.

I don't even know where the shit to set this. Assume after Toune and Koko show up. Lol lol AU lol. And spoilers. Seriously, spoilers. If you don't know who Hebi-hanabi-chan, The Bowler and Horu really are for god's sake don't proceed because spoilerville hurrr.

Also: because this is a Gainax anime and so damn much of it is fraught with 'if you know what I mean nudge-nudge', there are interpretations of stuff in here that don't mesh entirely with what Bocca's told. But everyone lies to him anyway almost.

Highly highly HIGHLY AU and I'm probably OOCing these two punks right out the yin-yang. Sorry XD;

Also, typos.

Now that that's over and done with on with the lunacy.

( narihibike! )