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TITLE: HELLSCREAM'S LAMENT 1: Bloodthirsty Dustwallow Marsh
FANDOM: WoW
PEOPLE: Garrosh, and the advisors he's being sarcastic at.
PAIRING: None, really.
RATING: PG-ish.
WARNINGS: AU sorta-sarcasmo-Garrosh whose voice is kind of different from canon, because when I tried to suss out his voice from quests and stuff, THIS NONSENSE was the result... He also has some common sense. Mostly because Saurfang scared it into him.
NOTES: First-person semi-monologue orc shenanigans.

Presenting: Yukie's version of Garrosh, ranting about why he's never going to try for Theramore because Dustwallow Marsh wants to destroy his face like a Castlevania Bird.

There will probably be a series of these because I find this inexplicably hilarious and letting Garrosh kvetch about things is fun.

Takes place in a continuity based upon the AU what my girlfriend started. XD

Minor SPOILARS for the circumstances of the Theramore business in MoP.

the hellscream kid is quite loud )
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That is what happens when I have a dream that pisses me off and unnerves me enough that I can't properly articulate WTF was going on.

Hold onto you butt, it gets nerdy and unpleasant. XD; this universe was apparently some demented cross of WoW and Kingdom Hearts and Final Fantasy. And not fun to be part of!

okay sotp DoTs. )

SHITTIEST DREAM I HAVE HAD IN A WHILE! Yeah. I know it was only a dream and that it's not a portent of anything but 'don't eat weird things before bed like that anymore' but my dreams tend to be on the vivid side. I could feel my fingers going numb form the cold inn this cave system, and the pain where jerks whacked me, and all that. When I fell down the damn hole I busted my wrist.

No fun. D:

On the upside I might get a good story out of this but still. Worlds of flail. Thank the lord for my co-workers and my boss and his tea, and also Frankeh XD; They're the reason I feel badass enough to write this down.

Also I'm mildly amused that I was a freakin half elf in this XD; Evilbastard McNiichan was only my half-brother and he was full-blooded so if i tried to fight him my beatdown was ASSURED. (The nicer members of the party kept eeing over the more bitty ears which was kinda condescending. There were several rounds of "quit poking my ear. quit poking my - don't poke my eyebrow either.")

stupid dream was stupid, thus emo post was emo. XD;

ETA: My gods, Frankeh and I started chucking plot ideas for this around and it's kind of gotten epic on me. lols flail XD;;;

I still dont know why Creeper Niichan wanted me on his side bad enough that he probably wirepulled to get me there. (Doubt the party new it was him leading them on XD; )
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I mean like. Okay. Seriously.

I have Jan Freaking Rosencrantz singing 'Secret Agent Man' in a high-pitched voice, presumably to drive Ashley NUTS. (He was doing this a couple days ago too.)

Meanwhile Roméo freaking Guildenstern is sitting around with coffee in hand trying desperately to maintain the illusion that he is a morning person, and doing an amazing job of ignoring Jan.

Isaac is this bliss puddle who intermittently nyans at me about plot lagomorpha. (Kyl's Adrian is teh mackz0r.)

Meanwhile these giant AU things are devouring my spleen. And I have original stuff percolating in the background.

AND GODDAMMIT THAERON. How old ARE you man!? And how the hell old is Sydney!? omgwtfdarkness. @_@

man seriously what is this i don't even dgsjjkjrhtsth.

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